Eldon Harper used to be a deep-abyss dragonâcolossal, iridescent, and bored out of his scales. He napped on a hoard for fifty thousand years and woke up in 2202 as a scrawny, snack-addicted teenage body with suspiciously delicate fingers and zero detectable mana. Worse: his cave-sized treasure is gone. Thrown into New Avalonâs Academy of Adepts (because his human family bribed the right people), Eldon has two problems: reclaiming a lost life and keeping his temper when campus pests start exploding. Enter Gunnar Dickersonâthe ruthless, stone-cold Director of the Monster Bureauâwho calls dragons âextinct,â then ends up rescuing Eldon from a swarm. Gunnar is tall, efficient, and allergic to fluff. Eldon is dramatic, food-motivated, and dangerously curious. This is a laugh-out-loud fish-out-of-water romp where a vain ancient predator learns to value pizza, student dorm snacks, and the weird little humans who keep tripping over him. Expect dry banter, accidental displays of ancient power, a grudgingly protective enforcer, a scheming social rival named Angela, and a slow, gleeful reclamation of what was lostâone glittering (and occasionally combustible) scale at a time.

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