They called him the Unkillable—Hans Serra, a war-forged legend who once bled to hold back the world's end. He died under a falling sky, and what should have been final peace turned out to be a footnote in a story someone else was writing. When the Voice—impossibly snarky, impossibly meta—tells him he's only a prop in someone else's epic, Hans makes a new plan: refuse heroic arcs, refuse sacrifices, refuse destiny. He wants bread and sun and an honest patch of soil. No more ladders to the stars; he's going to lie down and get tan. Luck, of course, doesn't read his memo. A brash, earnest youth named Marcelo keeps getting into trouble. A silver-voiced beauty—Annika Cox—shows up with a lyre and a knife of memory. A "miracle spring" bottled in a tiny flask hums inside Hans's chest. And somewhere a young, stubborn savior called Landon Bradley is preparing to climb the ladder Hans carefully intends to ignore. Equal parts irreverent and tender, Eternal Slack is a fantasy about second chances, about a man who refuses the crown and accidentally becomes its most infuriating ornament. It’s a story about naps, small rebellions, and the way a life can be won by refusing to be the kind of hero everybody expects.

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