
The day Liam Nunes almost drowned, the ocean spat him back with a secret stuck to his boat. It was a thing that should have ended him â a black, writhing mass that introduced itself with the worldâs most awkward pickup line: âMay I occupy a little of your time? Iâd like to tell you about our great father, Cthââ and promptly passed out on Liamâs ceiling. Liam expected danger. He got a roommate who folded laundry, made heart-shaped eggs, refused to lift heavy boxes (he âhad an awkward backâ), andâwhen nervousâturned into a blobby, allergic mess. He also got someone who learned English in days, learned to flirt in hours, and loved him so fiercely it was practically a weather event. Paranormal, cozy, and laugh-out-loud tender, this is a small-city romance about a model-pretty writer who only dates beautiful men and the interdimensional thing that wonât let him go. Sableport nightlife, late-night cooking, messy exes, viral photos, and one very devoted, oddly domestic alien â read it for the monsters, stay for the pancakes.

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