
The day Liam Nunes almost drowned, the ocean spat him back with a secret stuck to his boat. It was a thing that should have ended him — a black, writhing mass that introduced itself with the world’s most awkward pickup line: “May I occupy a little of your time? I’d like to tell you about our great father, Cth—” and promptly passed out on Liam’s ceiling. Liam expected danger. He got a roommate who folded laundry, made heart-shaped eggs, refused to lift heavy boxes (he “had an awkward back”), and—when nervous—turned into a blobby, allergic mess. He also got someone who learned English in days, learned to flirt in hours, and loved him so fiercely it was practically a weather event. Paranormal, cozy, and laugh-out-loud tender, this is a small-city romance about a model-pretty writer who only dates beautiful men and the interdimensional thing that won’t let him go. Sableport nightlife, late-night cooking, messy exes, viral photos, and one very devoted, oddly domestic alien — read it for the monsters, stay for the pancakes.

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